Live from Parachute H.Q., it's a running monologue of all the things that are getting on our goats and fizzing our brains.
"When Grimes releases a new music video but you have to sign up to Tidal to watch it. It’s never going to happen, guys."
"Sad to hear the iconic King’s Arms venue is closing down. We’ve seen some great gigs there, and will be cramming in as many as we can before it shuts it’s doors."
"Apparently Paul McCartney called Phil Collins “Our little Phil” once, and now they have some beef. Why can’t we all just get along?"
"Is it just me, or are we witnessing the death of the $2 op-shop bargain? The hipsters have sniffed out all the hidden gems. Shouldn't have been so generous with sharing my Swanson hotspots..."
"No-one dresses up for a show any more. Mate, if St. Vincent can invest in a bespoke toilet costume, surely you can throw on a pair of slacks."
"Stoked to see people all around the world joining together to walk in the Women’s March. Sisters are doing it for themselves."
"Beyonce’s broken the internet with her new pregnancy photos. And she’s having twins. She really doesn’t do things by halves, does she?"
"We’ve got new piccolo cups in the office, so now we’re all drinking miniature coffees in our huge fingers like giants."
"Gaga’s new track ‘Perfect Illusion’ is strangely good after a couple of listens. It’s weird hearing her team up with Kevin Parker, but good."