Live from Parachute H.Q., it's a running monologue of all the things that are getting on our goats and fizzing our brains.
The shame factor when Netflix asks, “Are you still watching?” Yep...still here.
Winston Peters is absolutely loving keeping NZ waiting...Every minute of it.
"Remembering all the bands you pretended to like back in high school, and realising what a cringey cliché you were."
"Why is Instagram so stressful? Can someone just tell us the formula for getting solid likes?"
"Seriously though, why aren’t there more female producers out there?!"
"When Grimes releases a new music video but you have to sign up to Tidal to watch it. It’s never going to happen, guys."
"Why are there already ‘End of Summer’ sales happening? We refuse to admit summer’s over."
"Sad to hear the iconic King’s Arms venue is closing down. We’ve seen some great gigs there, and will be cramming in as many as we can before it shuts it’s doors."
"Looking for Christmas presents, circling round the mall like vultures to the tune of small children's screams."
"When you keep getting coffee shakes and that wild, wild look in your eye."
"Bowie. Prince. Leonard. Someone put a cap in 2016."
"Hoping everyone’s doing ok with all them shakes."
"Fireworks are awesome. But my dog’s scared."
"When your dentist says you’re going to need five fillings. Yikes, man."
"When you have no lollies for the trick or treaters, so you close all the blinds and hide."
"Apparently Paul McCartney called Phil Collins “Our little Phil” once, and now they have some beef. Why can’t we all just get along?"
"How do you walk 10,000 steps a day without pulling some serious muscles? Pedometers be lying."
"This millennial vs. babyboomer war is getting savage. Leave the avocados alone, people."
"School's back in term, traffic’s back. #boycotteducation #homeschool"
"When you crack your iPhone screen. Again. For the second time."
"When you have no idea “who’s-who” in the local government elections that are coming up (This looks useful though.)"
"Oh, Brangelina. Love is dead, but click-bait is rampant."
"No one’s going to be able to buy a house ever - maybe houseboats are where it’s at."
"Watching the Real Housewives of Auckland is more of a disaster than watching the real housing crisis of Auckland."
“Wearing 2 pairs of socks to bed because Winter.”
“When the Facebook message is 'seen' but not replied...”
“Starting each day sugar and gluten free, and ending it with a box of pizza on your lap. The dietary struggle is real.”
Lady Gaga’s new Netflix doco is special. An honest look at dealing with health issues, and being a total boss.
"When you add two new staff members to the team, and the place starts humming again. Welcome Ruby & Sarah!"
"When you knock down an entire wall in your office, and discover the true meaning of ‘open plan’."
"That delicious, pure taste of Gold Filter coffee has the power to get you through anything. Sweet nectar."
"Swimming in the ocean, man. Healing stuff."
"Stoked to see people all around the world joining together to walk in the Women’s March. Sisters are doing it for themselves."
"Beyonce’s broken the internet with her new pregnancy photos. And she’s having twins. She really doesn’t do things by halves, does she?"
"Urban jogging. A natural high."
"Lewis Road Creamery’s Fresh Double Cream Custard is a total winner."
"When you buy a succulent and never have to water it. THEY CAN'T BE KILLED."
"Nick Cave is coming to New Zealand in January!"
"Having a beer in the sun after work. Bliss."
"Leonard Cohen’s ‘You Want It Darker’ is goosebump material."
"Dave Baxter (Avalanche City) grows incredible avocados. As big as yer head. Cheers for the delivery, Dave."
"The new incarnation of Kingsland's Crave cafe is a total winner."
"We’ve got new piccolo cups in the office, so now we’re all drinking miniature coffees in our huge fingers like giants."
"10 weeks till Christmas, (and all that good stuff)"
"Whittakers’ Coconut Block is a game changer. It’s the perfect chocolate bar. Those crazy idiots finally did it."
"Looking forward to hitting up some gigs at the new REC music club, Auckland needs heaps more live venues."
"When your local cafe swirls latte art into your flat white, and you get a grinning cat."
"Hearing plenty of new music coming out of the new Parachute studios."